Pentagon Reports Army Mascot ‘Liberty’ Killed in Iraq

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Appointed by Bush in 2003 to distract from the horrors of war, Liberty’s antics turned fatal yesterday when he cart-wheeled into a roadside bomb.

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    1. acohen797 Says:

      (Slow clapping by me morphing into thunderous applause by others) - Well played Onion, you’ve won this round. (Clap) (Clap) (Clap)

    2. TarenReyem Says:

      For his signature marshmallow gun lmao.

    3. Byrnzi360 Says:

      For pfc bison.

    4. hogsndog Says:

      @TehEzLife it was working befoe what the hey

    5. TehEzLife Says:

      @hogsndog
      YOU LIE!
      I see no A!
      j/k
      Go Onion!

    6. assa6699 Says:

      The pupies from the pupies from the one whos throwing the cliff.

    7. SubtleDemise Says:

      @Matsy84 That’s the point.

    8. redsawdom Says:

      For liberty to outrun explosion xd.

    9. Matsy84 Says:

      This is hugely inappropriate…

    10. red1309 Says:

      @kevindefense It is real!

    11. akissy Says:

      Poor Liberty…. May you rest in pie- erm— peace…

    12. kevindefense Says:

      The onion its not real.

    13. Basfarmatthijs Says:

      @tmlkrs
      Lol’ed =^p

    14. tmlkrs Says:

      @Basfarmatthijs -sigh of relief-

    15. Basfarmatthijs Says:

      @tmlkrs
      Lol it is fake :p

    16. tmlkrs Says:

      My country but this real may be american and love my country but this is fucking ridiculous.

    17. ArcticZephyr Says:

      LOCKERZ INVITES

    18. MakeWay4TheBoss Says:

      It’s Jeffrey Bison’s time to shine!

    19. Glitch2master Says:

      Noooo!!! Liberty );

    20. hogsndog Says:

      The letter on the top left of the top left of the screen.
      The top left of the screen.

    21. R4U169 Says:

      Liberty sure can dance!!

    22. Melohalo Says:

      My simpleton friend.

    23. American4life1 Says:

      i dont find this funny…….

    24. dFoXb12 Says:

      Jeffrey Bison FTW.

    25. bouhcbeta Says:

      Vote for Brigadier Baboon, help world terrorism and US economy!
      R.I.P. freedom loving canine…